The Daily Horoscope Guru
For you, if it’s not (literally) written in the stars, it’s not happening. You trust
your Big 3 more than your own family and will astral project someone to the moon if they
say astrology is stupid. If you meet someone for the first time, their mom will
definitely get a “what time was I born” text. Just... keep an open mind. We've seen a
lion love a scorpion and not get stung.