For some, "ghost" is a Halloween costume, but for you, it’s a lifestyle. You leave people on
read forever and feel absolutely no remorse. If they use a weird emoji or - gasp - make a
spelling mistake, game over. Sure, having high standards is great, but at least let someone know
you're not interested. Don't make them sit up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat,
wondering if it was just the wind or if you finally responded to their gif. Please, haunting
spirits... give us a chance... or peace.